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Dick entries for Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

Splash a puddle of Angostura bitters into a saucer and place the sugar cube in it to soak. This will take a minute ot two. Stir the Champagne (or sparkling wine), the Vodka and the Blue Curacao together in a container and put into the fridge to chill. Place the soaked sugar cube in the bottom of the Champagne glass, pour in the mixture and add drop in the cocktail onion, which should be loose, not on a cocktail stick

added Saturday January 8th, 2005 at 1:47pm added 13:47, Sat Jan 8, 2005

Last post by Agent_Llama
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My mate made me buy 2 jugs of this stuff then didn’t drink any of it as she was too pissed. Cheeky bitch.

added Wednesday March 30th, 2005 at 10:45pm added 22:45, Wed Mar 30, 2005

Last post by rangitoto
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never drink more than 2 unless you a re six tonn mega elephant with brochial pneumonia.

added Wednesday March 15th, 2006 at 5:03pm added 17:03, Wed Mar 15, 2006

Last post by Ex User SteveDSD
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Invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox.

The effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

Its original, fictional recipe, is as follows:

Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol’ Janx Spirit.

Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.

Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).

Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it (in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia).

Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones; subtle, sweet, and mystic.

Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian suns deep into the heart of the drink.

Sprinkle Zamphour.

Add an olive.

Drink... but... very carefully...

added Tuesday July 24th, 2007 at 3:44pm added 15:44, Tue July 24, 2007

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